Alright the funniest shit happened while waiting outside a Merritt grocery store.
This rather large lady (not in the picture) walks up to a big black truck and the following conversation ensues:
Fat Lady: "Do you know that you are parked in a handicap parking?"
WT: "Yeah I know where I am parked"
Fat Lady: "Well people like me need that spot"
WT: "MY MOTHER IS A HANDICAP YOU DUMMY"
Fat Lady: bla bla bla bla
WT: "WHY DON'T YOU WADDLE YOUR FAT TWAT OUT OF HERE"
No joke it was the funniest shit ever and no one but me witnessed it, yet another taste of things to come in Fort Mcmurray.