RedBull
PROs- tasty and delicious
CONs - expensive, gives me the crack jitters, brain cloudiness increases exponentially
conclusion - use for inducing dance party friday nights
Mocha
PROs - tasty, doesn't taste like coffee too much, work efficiency increases logistically, feel whittier
CONs - feel like a child ordering it (it says "hey i'd like to try something like coffee but more marshmallow friendly")
conclusion - Mochas for the next two weeks, maybe I'll try coffee one day but I think that might send me to the moon